German Shepherd called to jury duty

German Shepherd Called to Jury Duty 

By Ken K. Gourdin

And then there’s this, which I saw in The Salt Lake Tribune today:  http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/world/57826531-68/duty-german-jersey-jury.html.csp.  In response, I said:

I guarantee you that the dog’s at least as intelligent as the average juror.  Voir dire him and seat him:

Attorney: “Do you promise to weigh the evidence in this case fairly and impartially?”

Juror: “Woof!”

Attorney: “Your Honor, I have no objections to this juror.”

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About kenngo1969

Just as others must breathe to live, I must write. I have been writing creatively almost ever since I learned to write, period! I have written fiction, book- and article-length nonfiction, award-winning poetry, news, sports, features, and op-eds. I hope, one day, to write some motivational nonfiction, a decent-selling novel, a stage play, and a screen play.
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