What Some People Will Do for Their Mountain Dew ™!
By Ken K. Gourdin
Though I don’t often drink Mountain Dew™, simply because my taste in libations runs in other directions, I don’t deny opting for the jolt provided by a Coke ™ or a Pepsi ™ to get me through the rest of a long day, other than super-caffeinated sodas and energy drinks, Mountain Dew ™, has the most caffeine of any caffeinated soda, and getting a pick-me-up is one thing: being totally wired is quite another. That said, if my employer’s vending area is out of Coke ™ or Pepsi ™, it’s not as though I don’t enjoy the occasional Mountain Dew ™. In fact, I like it. That said, I’m not sure I like it well enough to fight an alligator for it.
This woman’s condition, is, of course, no laughing matter. Hope she’s OK.